Friday, June 12

London

Two Halves of Guinness – Park Theatre
London

Two Halves of Guinness – Park Theatre

It’s a lovely day for a Guinness but the Park Theatre hasn’t got any on tap. Their replacement, radio host Zeb Soanes, is a captivating storyteller but unfortunately not a convincing Sir Alec in this biographical one man show marking the twenty fifth anniversary of the great actor’s death. It is a testament to his charisma as a performer and his mastery of Mark Burgess’s script that he is able to keep the audience’s attention for what is ultimately a pretty uneventful two hours. Set and costume designs by Lee Newby and lighting design by Michael Fox are just at the level of competence, capable of communicating context well enough but never rising to the level of inventive expression or even attempting any degree of theatrical flourish. This is particularly disappointing considering the ...
Sorry (I broke your arms and legs) – Pleasance Theatre
London

Sorry (I broke your arms and legs) – Pleasance Theatre

Twelve-year-old Sam Wilson is convinced that he will be named Head Boy, so when he realises that he has a rival for the position, his jealousy leads him into increasingly awkward and hilarious situations.  Written and performed by James Akka, this 60-minute, one-person show will have you laughing throughout. Akka bubbles with the energy of a pre-teen as he and his power-point presentation take us through the circumstances leading up to Sam’s apology. From worrying about the volume of his hair, to a disastrous attempt to gain popularity by playing football, the neurotic and likeable Sam catalogues his mistakes while continually telling us how good he is at everything (except P.E.). With the gangly physicality of a boy in early adolescence, Akka fills the empty stage; his only se...
Down to Chance – Pleasance Theatre
London

Down to Chance – Pleasance Theatre

Based on a true story, Down to Chance, follows the events in an Alaskan town during the biggest earthquake that’s ever hit the US. Advertised as Come from Away meets The Play that Goes Wrong, this show is much more like Come From Away, as very little goes wrong in this slick, fast-paced tale of disaster and courage.  Written by Ellie Jay Cooper and Directed by Caleb Barron from Maybe You Like It theatre company, the story follows Genie, a radio journalist in 1964, whose gender is hampering her ambitions. When the earthquake strikes though, she is the only experienced reporter available, and together with her teenage intern, they keep the residents of Anchorage informed and entertained during a terrifying night.  A set of radio mics, portable recording equipment, and a c...
Should I Still Be Doing This? – Soho Theatre
London

Should I Still Be Doing This? – Soho Theatre

Susan Harrison's parade of weird and wonderful characters was a big hit at the Edinburgh Fringe and it's not hard to see why.  This hilarious mixture of stand-up, improv and character comedy is sharp, original, and best of all, funny. Depressed Sindy is a particularly brilliant and original skit, as the doll looks back on her life of always being negatively compared to her more successful American counterpart, Barbie.  Angry panda from Chester Zoo makes cogent observations of how people view zoo animals and intrude on their private moments.  Over-the-top “influencer” Fleur is recognisably cringe-worthy.  Harrison also takes a deep dive into the surreal with her girl stuck in a well inside a woman - a bizarre alter-ego but strangely believable which even draws the...
Cock – Colab
London

Cock – Colab

As a theatre space, Colab Tower in London Bridge offers quirky novelty and elements of mystery to the uninitiated. Prior to the performance, audience members were asked to wait in The Gold Bar, before being called to the show. The bar features an abundant range of drinks (2 types of stout!), plush theatrical drapes, a cabaret stage, art installations and the vibes of a private members club. From this cosy, bohemian space, the audience were then called en masse to descend a labyrinth of bland, office block stairs. Like a drunken office party on an unscheduled fire safety tour, we arrived in the unpolished bowels of the building. The room we were then ushered into felt like the lair of a serial killer. Exposed pipes, peeling paint, industrial lighting and plastic chairs only added to the sin...
Smoke + You Are Loved Panel – Omnibus Theatre
London

Smoke + You Are Loved Panel – Omnibus Theatre

SMOKE is a savage queer comedy thriller. A play written and performed by Alex Gregory. spotlighted by the non-profitable charitable work of ‘You are loved’ YAL. Gregory invites you to witness his lonely intimate experience dealing with grief, addiction and psychosis a life dominated by his everyday thoughts and actions. His openness about his previous drug taking is divulged early on within the play and there is no reference to drugs and sexual content thereafter. The focus here is the aftermath of a life lived with pain, loneliness and misconceived biases.    Alex fights with his demons and becomes activated when he ‘receives’ or ‘perceives’ an Instagram message asking “how are ru” no question mark- that is sent to his phone from his dead partner Ben. The narrative weaves its...
Nayatt School Redux – Coronet Theatre
London

Nayatt School Redux – Coronet Theatre

I once described a Wooster Group production to a prospective theatre date as a “massage for the brain”. She was intrigued and tagged along. She and her hyper-rational brain then spent two hours beside me in quiet agony. Six years later, I texted her to say I was giving them another try, joking there might be a plot this time. She did not ask for a ticket. Probably for the best. Nayatt School Redux by the Wooster Group is less a play than a controlled act of disorientation. Conceived as a reconstruction of a partially lost 1978 production, giving center stage to T. S. Eliot’s The Cocktail Party, it embraces fragmentation as both method and message. It begins with Kate Valk, a long-time Wooster Group member and deadpan narrator, who delivers an avalanche of archival detail about the or...
The Waves – Jermyn Street Theatre
London

The Waves – Jermyn Street Theatre

Virginia Woolf’s poetic, genre-resistent novel The Waves might not feel like an obvious candidate for a theatrical adaptation, but Flora Wilson Brown takes on the challenge with aplomb in this excellent new production at Jermyn Street Theatre. Director Júlia Levai reimagines the lives of friends Rhoda, Bernard, Susan, Neville, Jinny, and Louis in a loosely ambiguous time period, set against Tomás Palmer’s stark, metallic set design that becomes etched with the sextuplet’s memories — both literally and figuratively. Costume Designer Annett Black initially has the characters dressed in white t-shirts emblazoned with their names, which they shed as they grow up and into themselves, trying to discover who they are while also acknowledging the extent to which they are the sum of their experi...
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical – Cambridge Theatre
London

Showstopper! The Improvised Musical – Cambridge Theatre

Seeing Showstopper! The Improvised Musical at London West End Theatre might not immediately sound like a must-see. An entirely improvised musical? It could easily seem like a gimmick. But in reality, it’s an absolute triumph of creativity, talent, and quick-thinking, you are genuinely in for a treat. The performance begins with Dylan Emery playing the role of a writer tasked with creating a brand-new musical from scratch in just two hours. From the outset, the audience becomes a central part of the process. We’re invited to shout out ideas for the theme of the show, with suggestions ranging from “White Lotus” to “crisps escaping from a bag” to “a dysfunctional parents’ evening.” After narrowing down the options, the audience votes by cheering, and the winning theme, on this occasion, “d...
Channel Surfing at The End of Days – Hen & Chickens
London

Channel Surfing at The End of Days – Hen & Chickens

CHANNEL SURFING AT THE END OF DAYS, written and directed by Callum Pardoe, takes the form of a series of short vignettes – glimpses into people’s lives in the moments before the world instantaneously and unexpectedly ends. Pardoe’s script excels at depicting the unusual, mysterious, and supernatural. A woman is tasked by an unsettling being to deliver an ancient letter to a private investigator. A grieving father is tormented by a beastly entity. Two brothers bicker about whether or not to contact their dead parents via séance. Pardoe demonstrates an excellent ability to build intrigue and suspense. These vignettes perfectly balance comedy and pathos along with a growing sense of dread, and the effect is gripping. By contrast, the more mundane scenes of everyday life somewhat fal...